2girls1rail and conflagrated poo all over the raid - Monday, 12 May 2008It took us a while on these two gals but we pulled it off, reverse nonetheless and without cheating i'm proud to say. Admittedly I had us try the exploit one night but it ate away at my sensibilities far too much for me to stumock it. So we struggled with strats, we struggled with healers, we struggled with little things, you name it and we struggled with it. We simply did not have the people for this fight, in fact we really didn't have the people for this fight until just this week, and thats all it really took.
Sunwell through my experiences, is really for large guilds with a large pool of people to draw from. People like us who raid with 28ish people on the roster are forced to expand grotesquely for this zone, and theres nothing you can do but shake hands with new people and smile, for what seemed like forever.
However we beat them today and man was there a lot of stuff on that chick, like six things. Probably why she never moves the entire fight, too much shit. Guess thats what the other girl is for. Get it? I think i'm going to throw up...
And on that note, i'm looking to expand my raid:
Healers (2100+healing, T6)
DPS (T6, WWS evidence a big plus)
At this point all applicants must be geared since we no longer perform old content (SSC/TK/BT/Hyjal) Also you should be able to make most if not all of our progression schedule, Sunday-Friday 5pm to 9pm PST.
cqrecruitment@gmail.com
Off-camera: Jandy falling off the rail and iceblocking in mid-air for posterity
Oleander Strat, Half-glaive Rap - Saturday, 12 April 2008So apparently the bride of Sapphiron drops a lot of stuff for tank druids and prot warriors who had their Illidan shield stolen. There just isn't room for three tanks, so I helped teach the strat, pushed the raid, and in the end I sat myself out. Veni, Vidi, non Vici.
This is not to say that we didn't still do an outstanding job! Ymbryne came up with a great healing scheme that was executed to perfection within just a couple of hours. Rizzen on the other hand, I had to drag kicking and screaming like a little pansy, into the job of directing the raid for the dance.
Rizzen: "uhhh up! I mean down! I mean the breath is up and we should...."
*KABOOM*
(Ventrilo explodes)
Rizzen: (distant sounds of sniffling similar to a 10 year old girl with a skinned knee, in fact an ugly 10 year old girl)
In the end it was well done by both of them. From massive internet problems with our raiders to the warlocks doing their imitation of Mura, they came through it all with a clean win in a short time. Finally as the style of the times dictates:
Flying over head with blue-green wings
Our team on the ground with four digit pings
Felmyst landed to fight
But he faced the might
Of Conquest which is no small thing
PS. Still looking for a Resto Druid! Has to be a well dressed one out there! Also possibly a fully geared healing shaman ready for progression!
cqrecruitment@gmail.com 
Who is that retard with the one glaive?! I know! Do you?
Brutallus Clitted! (wtf does that even mean???) - Monday, 7 April 2008So we have this guy, Jandy, whom you might remember from previous enlightening posts such as:
AND
So he's been getting us killed all week, from little things like pulling aggro, to dying early, all the way to big things like pulling aggro, and dying early. Anyway, we overcame Jandy and killed the badguy.
Brutallus lived up to his name, this guy could beat some ass, beat some Jandy ass. I'm proud to say we beat this guy in the midst of rebuilding our roster. We had some great vets quit on us due to the long wait time between farm and new content, however I am extremely pleased with the people we've had step up and help get us back on track. Also I must say that this new class of recruits are some of the finest players we have ever had. So with this, i'd like to say we are comin' back baby, and the future is bright!
...except that clown Jandy, godddddddddd
PS. Still looking for a great full time Resto Druid!
cqrecruitment@gmail.com
Our first ever setup photo. Is Nokk looking at my ass?
Dragons, a fat lizard, evil neon, chicks in balls. - Saturday, 29 March 2008So Kael made it out through the couch door and is now talking trash in his new house, the squids decide to invade surfer elf island looking to bring the evil wall face down, and something about free loot for everyone. We went in and killed the guy killing Kalecgos Sathosomething Badguy, it was pretty satisfying and everyone was pleased.
We still have a couple of slots to fill and are looking for the top players around to fill these spots:
Shadowpriest
Priest
Paladin (holy)
Druid (resto)
At this level of play we expect all our applicants to be able to communicate properly through ventrilo and to be able to make our progression schedule which is rather strenuous. Our raiding schedule runs
Sunday through Friday 5pm to 9pm PST (8pm to midnight EST).
Ideal candidates will be geared tier 5 or better with excellent raiding experience and highly motivated for raid progression.
Please contact Bane or Rizzen on the Kilrogg server or email us at
cqrecruitment@gmail.com
It's that time again! RECRUITING! - Saturday, 23 February 2008
He just took off as soon as we saved him!
Anyway, it's recruiting time again and we're looking for great players. This time around we're taking our younger team and seeing if we can go back to the old days of non-casual raiding.
We're currently on the test server so it's necessary for you to be available to raid on test.
When the new raid content goes live we'll be pushing a
4:45 to 9pm PST raid schedule for six days, Sunday through Friday, during progression. You must be able and willing to make this schedule. Server transfers welcome!
Being able to communicate properly on Ventrilo is also
required, do not apply if you:
1: "Don't have a mic"
2: Don't have a microphone
3: For ANY reason are unable to speak to a crowd of people, your teammates.
Classes we're recruiting:
Shadowpriest
Priest
Rogue
Shaman(not the melee kind)
Mage
Druid(Healing)
Contact Bane or Windir either on Kilrogg or PVE Test Server if you are interested. Also you can send an email to
cqrecruitment@gmail.com
The ideal candidate is expected to have raid experience, be 20 years of age or older, and possess a respectable character name. Terrible names such as Stupida or Panda will be struck down by the wrath of God, for real.
Hadouken!
